i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.