mabmoney:

FUCKING COMCAST why arent you setting up? I hate adult shit.

(via pieldeverano)

besorgs-mir:

fuck stress have sex
lunar-sparkle:

x

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via duckduckgooseman)

vintagesalt:

Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yack about bullshit in order to feel comfortable? That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence

Pulp Fiction (1994)
rofljay:

Ferguson’s starting to feel a lot like this.
fuckyeahtattoos:

Foot piece by Kitty Foster at Arkham Tattoo, Oxford, UK
latenightseth:

Seth rolled out the Emmys red carpet this morning!